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Glory Warpigs
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14
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Orbiting Death
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12
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Whitok Pioneers
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35
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Ionath Krakens
|
10
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|
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Woo Wallcrawlers
|
42
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Sky Demolition
|
6
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|
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Sheb Stalkers
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19
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Grontak Hydras
|
14
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Quyth Survivors
|
29
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Bigg Diggers
|
24
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| Whitok Pioneers |
(3-0) |
| Glory Warpigs |
@ (3-0) |
|
| Bigg Diggers |
(1-2) |
| Grontak Hydras |
@ (1-2) |
|
| Ionath Krakens |
(1-2) |
| Sky Demolition |
@ (0-3) |
|
| Quyth Survivors |
(1-2) |
| Orbiting Death |
@ (2-1) |
|
| Woo Wallcrawlers |
(1-2) |
| Sheb Stalkers |
@ (2-1) |
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| Tia Yui |
| GSN Reporter |
Can any team stop Condor Adrienne? Maybe, but that team certainly isn't the Krakens (1-2), who let Adrienne throw for 340 yards and three touchdowns on 22-of-32 passing. Adrienne's Whitok Pioneers (3-0) torched the Ionath Krakens (1-2) for a 35-10 win.
So will Adirenne be stopped? If so, it might be next week when the Pioneers travel to the Glory Warpigs (3-0). The 'Pigs remain tied for first thanks to a narrow 14-12 win over Orbiting Death (2-1). The Death couldn't manage a touchdown against the Warpigs' defense, which ranks first in all of Tier Two.
Finally, a win on the home planet as the Quyth Survivors (1-2) defeated the Bigg Diggers (1-2), 29-24.
The Sheb Stalkers (2-1) got back into the playoff hunt with a 19-14 win over the Grontak Hydras (1-2), and the Woo Wallcrawlers (1-2) notched their first victory of the season with a 42-6 drubbing of the winless Sky Demolition (0-3).
If there was ever a chance for the Krakens to get back into the playoff hunt, it's this week against the winless Sky Demolition. However, Don Pine is still out of the lineup, leaving the hapless Krakens in the hands of the hapless Quentin Barnes. A match made in hell? Possibly, but even if Barnes plays like crap again, the Krakens should still pull this one out and even their record at 2-2.
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| |
W |
L |
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Glory Warpigs
|
3 |
0 |
|
Whitok Pioneers
|
3 |
0 |
|
Sheb Stalkers
|
2 |
1 |
|
Orbiting Death
|
2 |
1 |
|
Bigg Diggers
|
1 |
2 |
|
Grontak Hydras
|
1 |
2 |
Ionath Krakens
|
1 |
2 |
|
Quyth Survivors
|
1 |
2 |
|
Woo Wallcrawlers
|
1 |
2 |
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Sky Demolition
|
0 |
3 |
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This week we mourn the passing of two players, Demolition defensive lineman Kok-O-Thalla and Bigg Diggers' receiver Martinsville. Martinsville died on a clean hit by Survivors' defensive back Topinabbe, and Kok-O-Thalla died during a fumble pickup.
The league has not ruled it a clean death, and is still investigating, although no Wallcrawlers player has yet been fined.
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Offense: Condor Adrienne, quarterback, Whitok Pioneers. 22-of-32, 340 yards, three TDs, no INTs.
Defense: Yalla the Biter, linebacker, Sky Demolition. Eleven tackles, two sacks and a fumble recovery.
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